《侠盗猎车手5》麦克邪教,也就是埃普西隆邪教,有着非常奇葩而又内含深意的教义,甚至和游戏中的外星人与UFO有关,下面为大家带来《侠盗猎车手5》麦克邪教教义一览,一起来看看吧。
艾普西隆Epsilon Program的12条教义,它们有:
1.The world is 157 years old.
世界只有157年的历史。
2.Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak。
人类认为恐龙很弱的说法只是个谎言。
3.You are happy, you just don’t know it。
你很快乐,只是你不知道而已。
4.We all come from the same tree。
我们都源之于同一支家族树(Family Tree)。
5.Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair。
每个人都与其他人有着联系,除了那些红头发的家伙。
6.Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told。
精子是不存在的-这些只是生物老师们的谎言-与其他的谎言一样。
7.Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week, Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day。
男人一周要对9个新伙计撒谎,女人则是6个,除了在7月,他们必须在同一天对5个人撒谎。
8.Aliens exist and are present on earth, If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm。
外星人是存在的并且就在地球上,如果你有胎记,那你很有可能是Kraff的后代,他是有名的第4代君王。
9.Trees talk, but only some people hear them。
树也会说话,只是有极少数的人能听到。
10.People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure。
那些有信仰的人要比无神论者获得更长,并且他们有来世作为补偿。
11.If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed。
如果你相信以上所述并将钱包贡献给EPSILONISM,你将会拥有幸福的生活,不然你就死定了。
12.KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
KIFFLOM-幸福是属于你的!KIFFLOM!